Boring Stuff

I'm a  a member of  Equity, have  public liability insurance, and have  advanced disclosure from the Criminal Records Bureau, which means I’ve been cleared to work with children. But please note that under no circumstances do I perform for children unless there are a minimum of two other responsible adults present. 

A full risk assessment has been carried out, and with the exception of young children wetting their pants from laughing too much, none of my shows present any  foreseeable risks to the public or audience.

I’m great at shows for theatres, arts festivals, parties, play-schemes, schools,  family days, and some corporate and special events. I work in places where children and families have come to see live performance. I don't work in situations where there is a bar open and I'm expected to entertain the kids so that adults can get on with boozing and socialising! 

As you can see I don't wear scary make up and a red nose which may frighten children. As my friends have observed, I don't need clown make-up!

All my material is original and is written and devised by myself and my associates. If you've already seen my material elsewhere, you know they pinched the idea from me!

Theatre in Education shows standard price £250 plus travel, although discounts are available for small schools.

Theatres, and other events by individual quotation

Prices for parties start at £110 plus travel.